I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school
It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own
If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version
thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately
story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering
and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
omg this is fantastic
That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible
Once Upon a Time Season Four - Promo 2 (LQ)
– “They have flesh memories. When Scrimgeour first gave it to you, I thought it might open at your touch… that Dumbledore had hidden something inside it.”
– “Hermione, you were right. Snitches have flesh memories, but I didn’t catch the first Snitch with my hand, I almost swallowed it.”
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
Benedict Cumberbatch attends the GQ Men Of The Year awards on September 2, 2014 in London (x)
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
Question: Any Vampire Diaries scoop? Especially something about our favorite vampire, Caroline Forbes? —Chery
Ausiello: Oh, I’ve got Caroline scoop, and it’s juicy. Her romance with Stefan will become a major part of her Season 6 storyline, even if that romance isn’t exactly a two-way street. “She’s going to realize it’s a little more one-sided than she was hoping, and there’s going to be some fallout from that,” executive producer Caroline Dries says. “But just because one character doesn’t like another character, that doesn’t mean it’s not a fascinating love story.”